WITHIN 20 SECONDS I HAVE FALLEN INTO A NEW NIGHTMARE OF WHICH THERE IS NO ESCAPE
fucking women is too gay, gotta fuck footballs with your bros like a real straight man
YO, for one second let me just say that y’all are hypocrites. Homesexual men and women literally have dildos that are shaped like dragon dicks. if y’all can fuck yourselves with dragon dicks, then why the fuck cant a guy fuck himself with a discreet sexual toy that is disguised as a football?
I’m really tired of Tumblr’s anti straight white male bias. i get that a lot of us suck, but telling us we suck wont help us get better. it’s the number one rule of parenting, self fulfilling prophecy is a huge and real thing.
y’all need to chill out and let people fuck in peace.
you wanna fuck a football
